I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
How do guys you keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
I FEED OFF OF YOUR RUINED CHILDHOODS.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
I remember this
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
"I may be quiet, Mr. Stark, but I am by no means a pushover."
Commission ($20 for two character sketch and extra shading) for someone at work. c:
My first Avengers fanart and it’s Science Bros. I’m totally cool with that.
DO YOU DARE MOCK THE PERSONA OF A SHEPHERD?
beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end, ed boy
fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead
Like he literally does not know how to say good bye so it’s like “where’d he go that vanishing thing is so cool” and in reality he like ran away.
"HOW DO I PEOPLE
THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I WAS JUST EATING THEM AND BURNING THEIR VILLAGES TO THE GROUND”
Invoker: Wait—you memorized damage calculations but you don’t know your max HP?
Rogue: You could say… I only remember… critical information
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this